And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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