He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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