I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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