drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I died a long time ago.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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