Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's paper in my vomit.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Randomize