did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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