I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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