Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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