Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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