Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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