I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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