In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize