FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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