Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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