ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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