He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i dont even know how to be here
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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