I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
where does the pee come out of this thing
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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