My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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