there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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