You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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