I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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