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(718): View more from New York

im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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(813): View more from Florida

That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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(416): View more from Toronto

I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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(+49): View more from Germany

I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?

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(319): View more from Iowa

QUICK FAX ME THE BALL

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Not how faxing works at all btw

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