Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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