you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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