Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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