You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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