why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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