Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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