Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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