FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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