My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
