it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well I just put wine in my tea
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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