let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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