I can tuck mytits in my pants
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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