In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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