Pregnant stripper...not hot.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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