i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize