It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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