On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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