I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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