were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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