i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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