so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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