So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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