If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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