found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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