I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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