I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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