I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Drunk is a universal language darling
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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