i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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