CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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