Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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