My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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