i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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