How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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