wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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