found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize